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admin On January - 29 - 2014

So I was emailed this picture of a Celica, at first I thought it was a top-fuel tube frame drag car,  Then I looked closer… I was dumbfounded..

We have done two previous “hall of shame” articles, with 25 of the world’s worst rides compiled into each article, but this “whip” deserves a thread all to itself… (For later reference click and open up these two articles – Hall of shame 1, hall of shame 2)

OK, back to the Toyota Celica.. I don’t know WHERE to start with this thing.. At first, it looks like a heavily modified drag car, we expected to see maybe a huge horsepower 2JZ in there…

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Complete with wheelie bars.. AND a parachute.. This thing must be laying down some power.. Check out those rear tyres!!
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Upon closer inspection, let’s look under the car..  Something is not quite right here… (Take very special note of the following picture…)

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No rear Differential? Hang on, this thing is still FRONT WHEEL DRIVE!!

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 Pop the trunk and it’s FULL of audio gear, and fake NOS..

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Pop the hood and it’s a stock VVTi Toyota powerplant. Oh, but with a cold air intake.. Power!! 

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Why oh why!?

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So in summary, here is a list of what is wrong:

 

1) Riced up FWD Celica,

2) 200kg of stereo gear in the boot

3) 200kg of gigantic rims and tyres

4) a pair of non functional NOS bottles

5) No rear diff, yet giant drag tyres and wheelie bars

6) Tiny little front-runner wheels, yet it is putting all its “whopping” 180hp through those tiny little skinny bits of rubber, meanwhile the giant rear tyres are dragging behind.

6) Did I mention wheelie bars on a fwd car with no power?

7) A F*Cking COILOVER STRAIGHT THROUGH THE LEFT TAIL PIPE!!!  (refer to that pic we said to take note of)

8) A parachute that isn’t even connected or properly mounted

9) A stock engine with a cold air intake…

 

Who the hell drives around on the street with wheelie bars?!

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Just, WOW. Words escape me.. I can only imagine what a pig that is to drive on the road. Heaven forbid he get into an accident in that thing.

 

I literally CAN NOT fathom the logic that went into the build, or the dollar signs that showed up in the eyes of the people who built it..

 

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